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Funny George W. Bush Quotes

Funny George W. Bush Quotes

Love him or hate him, you just can’t escape the humor in Bush’s ridiculous speeches. CitynetMagazine.com is a politically neutral website but recognizes the funny side of President George W. Bush’s wording.

All of the quotes on this page are verifiable. New ‘Dubuya’ quotes are added from time to time, as his Bushisms multiply. If you know of one that you think would fit, let us know!

They misunderestimated me.
– US President George W. Bush (November 6, 2000 in Bentonville, Arkansas)

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.
– US President George W. Bush (August 5, 2004)

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.
– US President George W. Bush (2000?)

Reading is the basics for all learning.
– US President George W. Bush (Discussing his “Reading First” plan in Reston, Virginia, March 28, 2000)

Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?
– US President George W. Bush (January 11, 2000)

My views are one that speaks to freedom.
– US President George W. Bush (in Washington, D.C. on Jan. 29, 2004)

And it’s a struggle between good and it’s a struggle between evil.
– US President George W. Bush in a speech (on terrorism) to the Cattle Industry Annual Convention and Trade Show at the Denver Convention Center (February 8, 2002)

We cannot let terrorists hold this nation hostile or hold our allies hostile.
– US President George W. Bush (2000 in Des Moines, Iowa)

Our nation must come together to unite.
– US President George W. Bush (June 4, 2001)

Bush stumbling during his debate with Al Gore when he looked dead pan at the camera and said with complete sincerity that the US could not elect a man who sends “mexed missages’.”

If you choose to do so, when Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried and persecuted as a war criminal.
– US President George W. Bush (In St. Louis on January 22, 2003, he likely meant ‘prosecuted.’ Just for the record Bill O’reilly made the same mistake on his TV show The O’reilly Factor in August 2004)

Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
– US President George W. Bush (Concord, New Hampshire, January 29, 2000)

If you don’t stand for anything, you don’t stand for anything!
– US President George W. Bush (November 2, 2000 at Bellevue Community College)

I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
– US President George W. Bush (September 29, 2000 in Saginaw, Michigan)

I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family
– US President George W. Bush (January 27, 2000 in New Hampshire)

This very week in 1989, there were protests in East Berlin and in Leipzig. By the end of that year, every communist dictatorship in Central America had collapsed.
– US President George W. Bush (November 6, 2003 in Washington, D.C.)

Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream.
– US President George W. Bush (October 2000)

I think we agree, the past is over.
– US President George W. Bush (May 10, 2000)

If you’re looking for a George Dubuya Bush quote, you’ve found the right page! George Dumbaya Bush, as many of the anti-Bush campaigners call him has generated a lot of really dumb statements. His Bushisms/bush-isms as they have come to be called go a long way. So much so that books have been published on Bush’s ridiculous quotes. A George Bush quote is typically viewed as a stupid Bush quote. The reality is that the dumber he shows himself to be, we get a biggesr laugh from the funny Bush quotes. President Bush has been quoted as saying some really bush dumb things. Even when he went up against Kerry, President George W. Bush quotes were as dumb as ever. Bush debate quotes are just as dumb as his regular quotes. All in all President Bush stupid sayings are plentiful.

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16 Comments

  1. Nicholas Triggs

    October 5, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    “You have the freedomness to celebrationalise your birthday according to your own preferentation.” – George W. Bush Payout, Birthday card quote.

  2. Chris Stewart

    November 4, 2009 at 2:35 pm

    I love George W. Bush. But he should have been a comedian, rather than the president of the U.S.

  3. William McIlravy

    November 30, 2009 at 10:36 am

    Well without GWB we wouldn’t have half the comedians we would today…. Thanks George…

  4. hana

    February 19, 2010 at 12:40 pm

    george bush waved at stevie wonder……

  5. Shawn-

    March 3, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    We Need to Show More Love to our OBGYNs…..- George W Bush.

  6. Madison

    March 16, 2010 at 8:18 pm

    “Fool me once shame on you, Fool me twice shame on you well you can’t fool me twice!”

  7. Madison

    March 16, 2010 at 8:19 pm

    ok so my last comment was a bushism not a quote from me!

  8. Rachel C

    June 25, 2010 at 3:27 am

    I do quite wonder at how he became president. like yeah you can say he is carizmatic, But how on earth did he get through school. His Iq must be in Double digits
    we have a poster of bushisms on my history class room door at schoo, lots of time this yeah havin a gigle over mr bush. and not very much time spent on the french revilution
    he is funie, but in a “WE are laughing at you, not with you” kinda way?

  9. Kazi

    July 22, 2010 at 6:20 am

    “It’ll take time to restore chaos”
    “As you can imagine, it is an unimaginable honour to live here”
    “War is a dangerous place”
    “I think we should raise the age of which juveniles should have a gun”
    “Little Karen is with us, a West Texas little girl, just like me”
    “I believe human being and fish can coexist peacefully together”

  10. Jane

    August 11, 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Some great links. I like this quote I once found, hope you don’t mind if I add it.
    “Maria Bartiromo: “I’m curious, have you ever googled anybody? Do you use Google?” President Bush: “Occasionally. One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see — I’ve forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes.” – Interview with CNBC’s Maria Bartiromo, Oct. 24, 2006 (www.bush-quotes.com)

  11. LKNESS

    September 2, 2010 at 6:54 pm

    GW was never my president. In my country we elect our leaders, not appoint them by a judge. Ya he was funny, 2 wars every other country hated us, and he bankrupt the world. need I say more. Piss on his humor. He was a fake and a phoney leader of the free world, how can anyone like any thing about that.Still made, But it`s what the GOP strive for stupid leaders that corporate america can control.

  12. Robi Drake

    September 19, 2010 at 11:29 pm

    Oh I agree with Lkness Bush was an idiot and he wasn’t very honest.. At least we knew he was a crook LOL the really scary stuff is the Obamas of the world who are so oily and smooth that people are too stupid to know they’re being lied too. Obama is no better than Bush as we’re pretty much raked no matter how you slice be because this one has pulled the wool completely over the peoples eyes. LOL so wonder what the next one will do

  13. RJ Crumb

    October 11, 2010 at 1:59 pm

    “More and more of our imports are coming from overseas” —George W. Bush

  14. lary

    October 26, 2010 at 1:24 pm

    omg wat a doosh

  15. PJF

    June 22, 2011 at 3:59 am

    “the trouble with the French is – they have no word for entrepreneur” – GW Bush – !!!!!!

  16. Millicent Finneran

    September 3, 2011 at 4:41 pm

    Love these quotes as I have my self a website with quotes about life. Thought it would be wise to share my favorite quote: “It’s the choices that make us who we are, and we can always choose to do what’s right.” – Peter Parker

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