Cougars are wise women with fierce meows. These women know exactly who and what they want, and you can be what these women want if you play your cards right. Dating a cougar is entirely different than dating a girl who’s your own age. Cougars want love and affection as much as the next girl, but these vicious vixens are mostly looking for a plaything.
1. Don’t Be Yourself
True cougars have kept themselves lean, coiffed, and chic, so that they can attract younger men. If you show up for a cougar date wearing jeans around your hips and a baseball cap, you can expect a quick brush-off. On the contrary, going on a cougar date with a toned body and a slick getup will evoke your cougar’s playful side.
2. Find Your Fake Side
More often than not, cougars know a thing or two about the world. While no cougar wants her young toy to outsmart her, a cougar won’t be impressed by a boy who doesn’t know merlot from chardonnay. If you aren’t sure what your cougar is talking about, it’s time to make a date with a set of Cliff’s Notes.
3. Hold Back on the Sap
Cougars aren’t usually looking for love. If you’re the type to show up with roses and chocolates on Valentine’s Day, you’ll have to get a lot craftier. Romance isn’t part of the cougar game, but passion is. Most cougar relationships don’t last, so leave the love and cuddling for another time.
4. Learn to Out-Charm Prince Charming
When it comes time for your cougar to show you off, make sure your smile glistens. Cougars like to showcase their prey for all to see. That means that you need to learn how to be charming at all times. Keeping an innocent look about you is also a good plan.
5. Never Say No to Sex
Let’s be honest: dating a cougar is all about the sex. These women are at the height of their sexual lives, and chances are that you are too. This means that you two are perfect for each other – if you don’t get too comfortable. Initiate, take charge, and make her feel like a teenager all over again.
6. Don’t Be a Mouse
The mice may play while the cougar’s away, but don’t get caught dating a younger or more attractive woman. Make sure that you are glued to your cougar’s every gaze and word when you are with her or face being dumped quickly. The last thing that a cougar wants to do is be reminded of her age by watching you flirt with a younger girl.
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